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Prieta a moment of Wisdom .... (With dedicated updeit raphe)
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Mr. Fernandez is a very particular, is 98 years and all the days
a glass of tequila. He resides in a village in Coahuila, of
where it originated, so their vocabulary is flavor.
One day he told his grandson: "Fucking Look, I'll give you 10 tips
fucking pa 'to live well, look at me, am in the prime of life:
1 .- Thanks for everything (not whine), thank God you are, you're still
because another bunch of assholes, and they are charged a bitch!
2 .- When you eat, eat, when you sleep, SLEEP,
when you can enjoy, ENJOY when you work, work
and if you can still throw you a fucking fart, thank God because you
SALUD! (No you can have a complaining, ayyy if hubieraaaa)
3 ..- If you can not sleep at night, pos'párate and get to do something,
because if you stay in bed thinking you only pure crap!
(itself ............?)
4 .- bigs problems, those who are in the world,
(global warming, financial crisis, etc..) Send them to fucked
not going to fix you (anyway not understand them, do not play stupid
), let's fix other bastards,
you take care of the little ones, those that are in your hands
(and sometimes understand), serves such, others fuck themselves ¡¡¡¡¡
5 ..- If you are given, grab everything they give you, grab it, take advantage and be a
chingadazo or a bag of money, because you live thinking that things are generated by one
but do not know how you arrive, so you grab and not apendejes you!
6 .- Do not grab what is not yours, or machete, or the horse or the woman
other, the alien respect it is of another, everyone has his
and what you deserve! (Think about it you bastard)
7 .- What you do, do it with gusto, and rather eager taste
do well or do not, (forget about envy, you to yours), because when you do not know
to assert mother (..............???)
8 .- Beware of the bastards and take care of idiots, look good and are
(there is a load and seems to have magnet pa 'them), know
never be like them! 9 ..-
Never worry about what you do not, so you can not buy,
many bastards they have all the money in the world are in the boat or attached to a hospital
; have something more valuable it is your freedom and your health,
these have no mother! 10 .- Send
fuck his mother to death (If I understand, no??),
that is she who worry about not carrying and do not be poderte which
you worry because you will to wear!
Well or lighter! (And yes, Pirati me a mail they sent me .....)
UPDEIT on item 4, as a small idea that can move mountains
OF HOW OLD FOOL
Removed the Mountains
Taihang Mountains and Wangwu have about seven hundred li * boundary and ten thousand ren ** high.
North of these mountains lived an old man of ninety years who was called The Foolish Old Man. His house looked into these mountains and it was very uncomfortable having to make a detour every time he left or returned, so one day her family met to discuss the matter.
- What if all together desmontásemos the mountains? - Suggested -. Then we could open a pathway to the south to the river Hanshui.
All agreed. Only his wife hesitated.
- are not necessary force, even to remove a Cerrejón - objected -. How can remove those two mountains? Besides, where will empty the whole earth and the rocks?
- Gaps in the sea - was the answer.
Then the Foolish Old Man left with their children and grandchildren. Three of them took swings. Removed stones and earth and in baskets Carriers of the sea. A neighbor called Jing, was a widow, a son of seven or eight years, this child was with them to help. Each trip took several months.
A man who lived up the river, who was called the Wise, laughed at his efforts and tried to dissuade them.
- Enough of this nonsense! - Exclaimed -. How stupid it all is! So old and weak as you will not be able to boot or a handful of herbs in the mountains. How will removing earth and stones in such quantity?
The Foolish Old Man uttered a long sigh.
- What are you stupid! - He said -. You do not have even the intuition of the widow's son. Though I die, will my children and my children's children, and so on, from generation to generation. And how are you mountains can not grow, why we will not be able to finish by removing them? Then
Wise had nothing to respond.
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